If you ever feel bad about your own awful home improvement skills, just remember…
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At least you didn’t leave your bedroom looking like a crime scene while painting:
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At least you didn’t put your ceiling fan in fan prison:
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At least this isn’t the first thing you see every single morning:
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At least your lamp isn’t forever yearning to be free:
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At least you didn’t learn about how truly different various types of paint can be:
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At least you won’t have a heart attack every time you leave your bedroom:
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At least you didn’t make this shocking discovery:
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At least your dang lights aren’t underwater:
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At least your cat and the Roomba didn’t conspire against you:
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At least you didn’t pull off the impossible while installing a roof:
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At least you won’t be forever mocked by the puzzles that shall never be finished:
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At least you didn’t learn the hard way about the necessity of using a stud finder:
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At least you won’t be forced to choose between fresh air and water for the foreseeable future:
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At least your ceiling fan isn’t crying out for help:
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At least the vent you installed won’t be blasting whatever happens in the bathroom all over the place:
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At least your downstairs neighbors didn’t accidentally drill a hole straight into your floor:
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At least you didn’t turn your sink into a magical slide that leads directly to your toilet:
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At least you don’t have approximately 7 inches between your boiling pot of water and your stove hood:
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At least the local ducks don’t have it out for you:
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At least your faucet didn’t juuuust miss the mark:
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At least you aren’t trapped forever upstairs:
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At least your blood pressure won’t go up every time you take a bath and look at your faucets:
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At least your neighbor didn’t just put in a chandelier:
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At least your stove won’t drive you up a wall and to the left every time you use it:
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At least your bathroom sink doesn’t look like, well, you know, poo:
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At least your showerhead isn’t a grotesque monstrosity full of horrors our simple human brains cannot comprehend:
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At least you aren’t locked in a never-ending game of hide-and-go-seek with an outlet:
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At least your pipe, uh, doesn’t, uh, you know, uh, look like this:
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At least you won’t cringe every time you go to sauté some vegetables on the stove:
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At least you didn’t run out of paint at the worst possible moment:
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At least you didn’t pop your wall full of holes:
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At least your door can still door:
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At least the windows you installed aren’t making fun of you:
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At least you aren’t trapped for eternity in the living room:
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At least you don’t have a drain for decoration:
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At least your door doesn’t have a full moon:
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At least you’re not dealing with…this:
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At least your Roomba didn’t find a tiny piece of rock and go to town:
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At least you didn’t just splatter your stairs after knocking over some paint:
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At least you didn’t build yourself a miniature house:
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At least you don’t have to look at this monstrosity every day:
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At least you didn’t just find out that “not all doors are the same size”:
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At least you didn’t forget a very important step of painting:
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At least you don’t have a monster trying to bust out of your basement walls:
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At least a leaf won’t be part of your home decor until the end of days:
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At least your new shower doesn’t look like this:
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At least your drawers can get along:
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At least your toilet isn’t a dang puzzle:
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At least your ceiling fan isn’t locked in a heated battle with your wall:
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And at least your poor stove didn’t just find out how heavy microwaves are: